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*Hick*I don't know*HICK*what you're*HICK*HICK* talking aboooooooooooooooout..blow the man down mareeee...
I ended up "Is the naval officer who ruthlessly pursues your ship" AND "Is currently in Davy Jones's locker" simultaneously on a friend of mine's.
Being dead SUCKS.
Being dead SUCKS.